The Espresso: Edition 133

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Thursday March 22 2012

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Letter From the Editor- Edition 133

Talk To Me Not At Me

There is a sweeping trend in brands across the world now where consumers and clients are asking for authenticity. We are sick of talking to machines. We are sick or jargon and cliches, we just want someone to talk to us. You can always tell when someone doesn't know what they are talking about by the endless array of cliches that come down the telephone when someone is talking to you about business. "We are trying to segment our core target demographic with multi-disciplinary platforms that engage the consumer to provide an end to end solution to enhance the experience and lift the margins in our category which in turn will hit our PNL." This sort of jargon puts you to sleep and you know darn well that they have no idea what they are talking about and that they are probably straight out of uni or have read the latest marketing 101 handbook. "We apologise for the delay in this flight, we will try to make up as much time as we can and we appreciate your patience." Patience, what choice have I got? I hear this every time I get on a Qantas flight. I sit there and have to suck it up. If I say anything, you get thrown off the flight. Patience. We are running out of it, but what choices do we have. "Your call is important to us, you have been placed in the queue, we will be with you shortly." If I was that important you would be taking my call and I would be speaking to somebody in my own country about my issue. All this is leading to brands and companies that are having no conversation at all with their consumers. The leading brands don't do this, the leading companies don't do this and the best leaders don't do this. The best company directors and CEO's I've met, talk it as they see it and talk with me and not at me. The best brands that do engage in a real conversation with their customers talk with them, not at them and solve their problems without the jargon and fluffing  and smoke screens that just end up frustrating us. When you're talking with people, save the jargon, tell it as it is, keep it simple, save words and trust me, you will solve the age old problem that still comes up in every team meeting which is, how do we solve our communications issues?

Health

MRI Pad

Anyone who has been in the unfortunate position of having to have an MRI scan, knows that for some people it can be quite scary. Now a company called PDC has developed the Caring MRI Suite which you use on iPad to customise the environment you are in when you are having an MRI scan done. Controlled through a preprogrammed iPad, the patient can completely control their surroundings with lighting, images, video and music, or if you prefer to bring your own stuff you can use a docking device for your phone or iPod to help pass the time while the scan is going on. They are noisy, clinical and can scare the heck out of people so this is yet another great use for the iPad to try and make what's scary more pleasurable and a better experience.

Music

The Next in Line

We came across this pretty cool idea and I have to say it defies all the logic of what we traditionally know about the music industry. Swedish rapper Adam Tensta has created a unique way to promote his latest single Pass It On. His fans can only hear the song, one person at a time. Essentially what he has done is develop a Facebook app created specifically for the musician that, when downloaded allows his fans to hear his new song Pass It On. If you like Adam's work you start by going to his Facebook page and installing the PASSITON app at which time you're placed in the queue. A message will be emailed to you, letting you know that it's your turn to listen to the track. You then have one hour to get on to the app to have a listen to the track. It plays to a couple of great tools in selling which is scarcity and also making you, then fan, the most important person in the world, because after all, when it's your turn and you're listening, you are the only person in the world at that moment who is listening to that track. A cool idea and it will be interesting to see how it goes

Cars

Crash Test Dummy

There's no doubt that no matter where you are in Australia, when  you ask an audience, who is the safest car in the road, in unison people will say Volvo. We remember crash test dummies, internal airbags, but now they certainly have led a unique innovation by putting in a front pedestrian airbag. Essentially if your Volvo collides with a pedestrian, then a sensor in the from bumper registers the physical contact between the car and the pedestrian and automatically inflates an airbag which reduces the severity of the pedestrian by covering the area under the raised bonnet plus about a third of the windscreen. When everyone else is concentrating on the inside of the car, isn't it great to see somebody who has thought differently and has thought outside the box (after all everyone associates the box with a Volvo).

Food

24 Hour Cupcakes

Imagine the guy who walked up to an ATM to extract some cash. Whilst there, they look up, let their imagination loose and think to themselves, wouldn't it be cool to be able to withdraw a cupcake instead of cash from this ATM. You can! Developed but the best and brightest at Sprinkles Bakery in Los Angeles, now you can go to an ATM machine and withdraw a cupcake 24/7. The ATM is stocked continuously with freshly baked cupcakes.

Food

A Good Nights Sleep

We have all had that situation where you're on a long haul flight and every time you settle in to slumber-land you get woken up by the flight attendants chatting in the galley or talking to the person in the seat behind you. Virgin Atlantic have cottoned on to this issue and are training their flight attendants in the art of whispering in order to allow you a better nights sleep. The Virgin Atlantic staff are being coached to speak between 20 and 30 decibels when normal speech sits at about 60 to 70. Along with specially dimmed lights and soundproofing, they are hoping the voice training for flight attendants will help to pass the miles while you are travelling.

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